It’s Kick anyone named Victoria Day
Him: Kicks Victoria
Victoria: HEY
HIM: it’s November 28
National hogwarts day!
Wear the colour of your house on this day!
Person: hey why are you wearing yellow?
Other person: Oh its January 28th, a.k.a. national hogwarts day, I'm in hufflepuff!
National cry yourself to sleep day
on this day your meant to sit in bed the entire day contemplating life until you fall asleep crying
October 28 is official national beat the fuck out of your friends day
Guy One: Hey bro it's October 28 lets beat the fuck out of each other! Guy Two: Ok!
November 28 the day I was given birth too also the day I get money.
In this day, an angel was born
Every February 28 an angel is born