love you 3000

Love you the most , from the endgame Avengers movie

A) love you

B) I love you 3000 ( I love you the most )

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gluck gluck 3000

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

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bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

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gawk gawk 3000

a blowjob that takes your soul

last night this girl gave me the gawk gawk 3000. I almost didn't make it out alive

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gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

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gwak gwak 3000

the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet

joe mama: hey where have u been

ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl

joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000

ben dover: no its glock glock

joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak

ben dover: oh...

joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot

ben dover: ok

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Cloud buster 3000

A cloud buster 3000 is the fattest vape on the market. One rip and the room your in will be hotboxed. The cloud buster 3000 was desighed to only be used by the most epic gamers to hotbox their gaming den quick and efficently.

GAMER 1: did you see that robert got a cloud buster 3000?

GAMER 2: thats sick hes gonna rip the fattest clouds with that bad boy