~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

Every single letter on the keyboard, including the shifted versions, forwards and backwards

Person 1: I just searched "~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~" on google.
Person 2: You must be very bored.
Person 3: I don't care.
*Person 3 gets vaporized*

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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

The last stage of boredom...

Guy one: man I'm so board!
Guy two: type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ into the urban dictionary!
Guy one: I've already tried that!
Guy one: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Guy two: wtf

6-4 in your 5-0

This phrase references when someone needs more destruction in their relationship. The six-four comes from smashing a six-string guitar into a four-string bass guitar. The five-o references five attempts in a relationship at "getting some" and in turn getting "o" or none.

If you take your girlfriend out five times with no action, your friend could say, "Man, you need some serious 6-4 in your 5-0." Conversely, if you take your boyfriend shopping five times and he neglects each time to buy you a cinnabon, your friend could say, "Girl, you gotta get some 6-4 up in your 5-0." The form of destruction could refer to anything, not just musical instruments smashing together. For instance, you could drive your car through your girlfriend's dog's house (taking out the dog first of course). Or you could drop a road flare and some firecrackers in your boyfriend's garbage disposal.

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Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

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10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

Boom!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you type every key but every other key you type a equals. I don't know why I am doing this.

The speech was so long that all I remember is this sound:
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Okay... You are bored. You are so vehemently bored that you actually decided to type out every single character on your small apple keyboard, including every "shift" version and every "alt" version and every "shift"+"alt" version.

Hey guys check this out: §±1!¡ 2@€™3£# 4$¢ 5%∞fi6^§fl7&¶‡8*•°9(ª·0)º‚-_–—=+≠±qQœŒwW∑„eE´‰rR®ÂtT†ÊyY¥ÁuU¨ËiI^ÈoOøØpPπ∏{“”}‘’aAåÅsSßÍdD∂ÎfFƒÏgG©ÌhH˙ÓjJ∆ÔkK˚lL¬Ò;:…Ú'"æÆ\|«»`~`ŸzZΩÛxX≈ÙcCçÇvV√◊bB∫ınN~ˆmMµ˜,<≤¯.>≥˘/?÷¿

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