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😊:Aye all the girls look so naturally today what's up
☺️:its September 5th bro
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National Do whatever you want with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day.
Hey, guess what? Its February 5th! We can do whatever we want with our boyfriend/girlfriend!
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August 5th is national boyfriend day.
go show him how much you mean to him, post him on your story and all that shit
august 5th is national boyfriends day
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Us normals shall not know what thus power holds but geinuses and all government employees are in it and us norms are in the 3rd but if u have any deformity or disfunction u are in the 1st because u are more basic and do not have what we have
Govenment: there is no 5th dimension
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After 4th meal is purchased at your local Taco Bell, you go back to your place with a female companion and proceed consume 4th meal. After consumption, your female companion and you begin to engage in oral sex. During oral stimulation you thrust the females throat so hard that she regurgitates up all over your phallus and herself. With the vomit, you spread it across each of your genitals and begin penetration. After climax has been achieved on each end, begin to consume the combined fluids a.k.a 5th Meal. (Optional) You can also end the night by taking a shit on her chest!
Me: Hey Marsha, wanna grab some 5th Meal tonight?
Marsha: OK, I'm totally OK with it!
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Boring, Students become even more brainwashed by the government that all they need to worry about is school and work, not personal needs, Teachers become even more ignorant and stupidly strict, Kids bully, steal, and destroy any chance they get, and the cafeteria food isnt food, its sludge that the CIA approves.
Now that I think about it, maybe the food kills any active brain cells a student may have.
5th grade is the start of an era of torture and suffering
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