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November 9

National cuddling day. Cuddle with your crush, boyfriend, girlfriend, or the homies

Chase, it’s time!”

Oh yeah! It’s November 9!”

by sub2kjpanda99 November 5, 2019

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February 9

February 9

If you're born in February 9 ,You are a fun,weird and caring friend.
Fun fact: a lot of people who are born in February 9 is the weird one in the friends group ;)

by The Idiot bish October 22, 2020


April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

by April 9th fuck ur friend March 26, 2021

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March 9

You get to kick a baby!

Person: oh boy it’s March 9! Time to kick a baby today!

by PizzaDrinker October 16, 2019

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April 9

any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.

Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.

by BueenQitch October 24, 2019

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October 9

iconic but risky day to be born. only really bad bitches are born on October 9th, namely john lennon and leif erikson. if you were born on or know someone born on October 9th, good luck. also you’re guaranteed to be cute and popular as fuck and have everyone falling over their feet for you, so that’s a plus

guy who was born on october 9th: goo goo gaga bitches

by candy lover #6 December 28, 2019

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9 of hearts

Used in sports to describe a great move that makes someone else look useless.

Come from the card game 'Euchre' where if spades/clubs are selected as the trump the 9 of hearts becomes a worthless card that can't beat any other card. After the deal, when the trump is selected the dealer may give a card from his hand to another player in exchange for the trump card. If you "give them the ol' 9 of hearts" you've given them something that can't possibly win a hand, a useless card.

Tarasenko sure gave him the 'ol 9 of hearts

by CowFuMasta December 26, 2017

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