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ass destroyer 9000

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.

Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!

by goat daddy March 19, 2021


Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

by DaveyChaos June 05, 2005


knuckle fucker 9000

to fuck a knuckle 9000 times

Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?

by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 07, 2018


gawk gawk 9000

like gawk gawk 3000 but better

Person A: She gave you gawk gawk 3000?

Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!

Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??

by AssDestroyer69420 February 09, 2022


Gulp Gulp 9000

A blow job

she gave him the gulp gulp 9000, he only lasted 15 secounds

by goose-moade February 24, 2022


stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.

Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!

by tiner fezy December 18, 2014


Glawk Glawk 9000

That big sucking activities were a female or a male suck you're lollipop with her mouth

Guy1 : Can you give me the Glawk Glawk 9000 ?
Girl : Sure I can do that

Guy1 : thanks girl i love you

by TeK_Xenon May 10, 2022