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A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.
Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!
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When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.
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Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?
like gawk gawk 3000 but better
Person A: She gave you gawk gawk 3000?
Person B: Nah, That shit so good it was gawk gawk 9000!
Person A: ZAMN BOI, YOU GOT THAT GAWK GAWK 9000??
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she gave him the gulp gulp 9000, he only lasted 15 secounds
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The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.
then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.
Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!
The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.
John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!