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Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1

Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!

by Straight Riddle Guy January 12, 2012

50๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January July 23, 2008

91๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Loomis Ratio

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

by Mr. Samuel May 21, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ratioed to oblivion

when a Twitter dolt gets ratioed by a factor of 10 or more

Henry quote-tweeted Jacob Wohl and was ratioed to oblivion with 2 retweets and 6K comments

by Uncle Joosie January 14, 2019

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 15, 2008


Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


RPI Ratio

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI)
Located in Troy, NY home of our mighty Uncle Sam.
The ratio of men to women is 4 to 1.
That is 80% men to 20% wmonen.

Cost of books for 4 years: $6,400
Cost of living for 4 years: $21.008
Cost of Tuition for 4 years: $107,000
A life deprived of money and sex for 4 years... Priceless

by Shirley Jackson October 19, 2004

62๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž