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The baddest motherfucker to ever roam this Earth.
Robert: "Rick said that Tom got drunk and high last night, fucked a set of smoking hot twins, and woke up this morning and cooked everybody pancakes."
Jesse: "Man, Tom is a real Lord Byron!"
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The speed of Byron. Super fast, super pimp you know B-Izzle is pimpin bare fresh gash. Many Pimps hope to reach this speed in order to pimp their bitches as well as B-Izzle.
Tom:I Heard that Perry was goin supersonic byronic last nite. I bet he got bare gash.
p-Hizzle:DOn't be silly, perry is fat.
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the 46th president from coney island
IF YOU COULD TELL JOE BYRON 1 THING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD U SAY?!
"Whazzup bby..take me out 2 dinner"
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SHE walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress
Or softly lightens o'er her face,
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.
And on that cheek and o'er that brow
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,—
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.
-Lord Byron
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A fictional fraternity rushee who never accepts a bid but rather goes through rush year after year, smoking free cigarettes, drinking free beer, ironing his pants, and banging as many girls as possible.
Byron Rodslammer passed on the fall bids he'd received in favor of light beer and the option to rawdogg sophomore girls while his counterparts were at pledge meetings and cleanup.
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When you cum in a girls butt hole and she hadnt pooped first, the liquid and ramming action liquifies the gunk in her butt. When you pull out, that liquified poo launches out like water from a firehose.
Man, I was down in West Palm and doin this crazy chick in the ass. When I was done and pulled out,she assploded all over me. It was a serious Dirty Byron!
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When ya plunk your rod in the backdoor of some girl and blow man mustard in her then pull out, all the contents of her ass blow out as well and you better start reachin for a mop and bucket.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket... Yeah Im talkin about a serious dirty byron happened last night!
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