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Sebastian Castro

The best male ever created by god (Szymon). His humongous dick and gorgeous face will make you get a lady boner

That man is so perfect, he’s basically a Sebastian Castro

by Fidel Castro the mafia boss December 1, 2019


Jair Castro

Jair is a little jerk who talks spanish and goes to JSMS he wears the same hoodies everyday and has no bitches he is very rude and likes the color red and he is popular

Girl:OMG JAIR IS SOOOOOOOO ANNOYING
BOY: YEAH HE IS UGLY AND JAIR CASTRO IS A NOBODY

by JSMSNAMES May 16, 2022


Castro Tickler

Also known as San Francisco Tickler. Reference to a large Adam's apple believed to increase oral sex enjoyment among gay males

Look at that Castro Tickler on him! Love to have it tickle my pickle.

by techb June 26, 2016


The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.

I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.

by MP’s Stool November 19, 2022


Brian Castro

An Australian novelist
Also used to describe someone morbidly obese

“Dude did you see that guy? Hes such a brian castro

by Not Kin April 10, 2023


Max Castro

Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.

This nigga Max Castro fingered my goldfish

by Some_asian_dude November 27, 2019


Fidel Castro

It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.

Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.

Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 22, 2021