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someone who looks elderly and shops at Kids'R Us to try and look muscular. He is a brazilian bastard and all he thinks about is getting buff and big. He gets no grls and gets kicked out of class everyday cuz hes annoying as fuck. Nobody likes him and he wears the same shit to school every day. He's a bitch.People call him Cum-rag to get him mad.
I will never want to be friends with Conrad(Cum-Rag)
I Hate Cum-Rag
8👍 5👎
used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time
Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time
3👍 1👎
conrad is the coolest dirty polak ever! hes really cool and hes wayy better than you.. i bet you wish you were conrad
18👍 19👎
Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
380👍 688👎
When someone or something says something incredibly insulting and pissy and at the same time can't be hated due to the popularity factor.
James: Damn it phone stop pulling a Ford.
*Phone shuts down*
Ford: Why am I friends with you?
James: Because I'm pulling a Conrad.
Aidan: sure as hell better than pulling a Ford.
Ford: F*ck all of you.
Cassidy Conrad is a dumb bitch that will turn her back on you and stab you in it. She will act like your friend then go talk crap about you the second you leave. Never trust anyone named Cassidy, especially Cassidy Conrad
Cassidy Conrad is a back stabber.
Cassidy: means that she is unhorsed and not truthful