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When a man has a prairie dog and the woman sucks on it as if she were giving the shit head.
Dude, Lisa just gave me a sneaking harold in the bathroom after 4th block!
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The act of applying peanut butter to thy penis. This will attract a canine specimen to which The Larry Harolder must then insert their penis into the oral region of the canine.
Trey Poston had the bright idea to put Peter Pan Peanut Butter on his dick and let his dog lick it off, thus The Larry Harold was born.
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A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".
His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"
Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.
Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.
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Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.
"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".
Without a doubt the coolest golfer on the PGA tour. He's known for his dabbing after draining putts and hitting 330+ yard drives.
Wow, you hit that drive like Harold Varner!
The Australian version of ghosting
I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me
One of the best people in the world.He makes girls blush.Everyone likes him.