A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches
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Classic explicative used when someone reaches for a Mike's Lite at a party, can be used to shame or applaud the target
*Someone grabs Mike's Lite
"LUKE!!!!"
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A Luke is a once in a life time friend, if you ever meet one, be great full, hes always there for you and always says the right things, whether you’re upset or happy he is just the right person for you, and he’s an even better boyfriend
Keep your Luke’s close
Friend: OMG he’s amazing
Friend 2: I mean, what do you expect, he’s Luke
Luke is short almost as short as his 12 year old 5’ 1” sister. He has lots of humor and is always cracking a “that’s what she said”. He is very athletic. He really likes soccer. He’s a wrestler and does cross country. He’s handsome but has a lot of acne. You can throw him into any situation and he will always come out on top. He likes to make friends. He also likes to travel. He’s always fishing or playing pubg. He’s very mature. Luke is just a great person overall.
Luke is the funniest coolest person in the world. They are handsom, kind, and considerate. They will never let you down.
Girl 1: wow who’s that?
Girl 2: that’s Luke? He’s so awesome.
Girl 3: yea he’s the best person you will ever meet.