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'Martin' is used when somebody says a bad joke which nobody found funny. It is said after the joke has been said, to the person who said it.
It is named after a pupil from a school in Kent.
Boy 1: I might go and buy a hotdog..
Boy 2: How hot's the dog?
Boy 1: Martin..
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substitute for referring to LSD. Comes from a song from 80's pop band ABC. Lyrics go: "my name is Martin Fry, F-R-Y. Who needs the moon when we got the staaarrrs!"
Hey man, are we hanging out with Martin tonight?
Who picked up Martin for the weekend?
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Martin typically is the epitome of success knowledge intelligence at overall 200 IQ activities, not only is he on the highest Echelon of good looks but no woman stands any chance to get him. He tends to be temperamental at times but only because he is always being torn between being a genius and also extremely good-looking, he has black hair very curly no forehead acne whatsoever. His green eyes makes most woman's ovaries explode, he is passionate about what he cares about and can easily be displeased with other people's flaws. A Martin is a one in a 8 billion because there's only one Martin if you fit the description of everything mentioned that you are that one Martin congratulations on having a macro sized personality and a micro sized penis!
Martin is amazing...
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The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.
"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"
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Usualy the biggest Cunt of your entire friend list.
A: Dude, Jason kicked me in the nuts for no reason
B: He is such a Martin
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The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"
Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.
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His last name is way too fire to even mention. Everytime I hear that name, I be like bro this guy has a big as dick. Martin is a fun person and great on bed.
Freind: Yo you got a Martin?!
Girlfriend: Yea
Martin: Yuurrrr
Girlfriend(turned on): ahhhh
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