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Miguel

God

The one above all, Miguel

by Fart blaster January 7, 2022

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Miguel

He is a gay nigga that enjoys going deep inside his brother’s ass while simultainiusly sucking off his grandma in the corner of the room where he came out to his parents that he was a fag and he enjoyed sucking dick especially animal 1’s

Damn that that kid is acting like a total Miguel

by I psoeakthetruth December 5, 2019

16πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Miguel

A person, typically a Brazilian, with a low intellectual status due to poor prior education within a 3rd world country.

*After a transfer kid from a 3rd world country does poorly on test one might say*
Wow, that was a slipshod performance, you are such a Miguel.

by hellothereneighbour November 25, 2020

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Miguel

Miguel is a long faced horse name, they usually chase the coolest person in the group. Miguel likes it when you say "Why the long face?" If you get to better know him better he will not hurt when you say "Why the long face?" Miguel is a horse. Miguel is friends Gru and he likes poo.

"Why the long face Miguel?"
"I'm horse, be quiet."

by Miguel Longface September 8, 2020

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Miguel

Miguel is the type of guy to dip his balls in soy sauce, but not accept pre-marital hand holding. He always likes to suck dick, but only secretly, and then he feels bad about it. He never likes to roll on obama's toes, but he always moans yummy whenever someone smears deodorant on his ballsack. Overall, miguel likes big fat dick in his mouth and never asks permission to chop someone's dick off.

Hey bro why you hate shrek

I'm Miguel, to me, shrek is gay

by The broom that goes boom February 9, 2020

12πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Miguel

a fat ass dumb son of a bitch with a small dick

Miguel is such a dumbass i want to fucking kill him

by Eytffystf October 8, 2019

12πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


miguel

a fat dumbass

that s fucking miguel

by yhvbjdddddjjvjvtvvjtvjvjtvjttj September 13, 2019

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž