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slutty hoe who is hot as fuck and is a stripper
Damn that fucking Tessa has big ass tittys
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A Tessa is a very funny person who is fun to be around. Whenever you’re with a Tessa you find yourself laughing uncontrollably. Though she may lose her temper at times, she is a very free spirited, fun loving girl/women and is something you MUST hold on to.
Tessa: Love ya bitch
Friend: *lmao
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Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.
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is a fish. is a whore becuz her last name rymhes with whore. she’s ugly and is a little skank. she has 12 different boyfriends at a time. tessa is not trustworthy and will fuck any guy she sees in sight. she loves t finger herself but says it’s even better when guys or girls do it for her
tessa-i’m a whore
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an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.
Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
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Tessa is a sweet, gullible, and hilarious friend. She is shy at first, but as you get to know her she becomes such an amazing friend and so much fun to hangout with. Tessa is not good with conflict, as she is too sweet to argue. But, when it comes to that, she is very forgiving. If you are dating a Tessa, be straight up about things. Trust me, she can take it. Tessas love to be cuddled and feel loved, so show your affection. Tessa is bold and courageous, and has a drop dead gorgeous face and body.
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If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.
Tessa, you bum.
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