Homeschool Winner

Even though asking questions here isn't right, we all got this idea from an OLD "cards.swf" file on the homestarrunner.com server. It's gone now, but when you flipped through a "deck of cards" in it with all the characters and their names, you came upon "The Unguraits" and finally, "Homeschool Winner," the rejected characters.

Homeschool Winner is sick of explaining stuff.

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a winner is you

A phrase taken from a poorly translated SNES game, Nintendo Pro Wrestling, and popularized on the internets.

Here's sum rule 34 on Picard guyz

A winner is you.

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Michael Winner

Director of many faled and terrible films whom is now more famious for selling insurance and using the most annoying catch phrase in history.

Calm down dear, IT'S ONLY A COMMERCIAL!

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prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

[WInner Winner Chicken Dinner]

Knottsberry farm - was a fried chicken & boysenberry jam place back in 70's with a line going around the block they included games and rides to keep the kids from being restless. If you threw 3 bean bags in the chickens mouth you'd win a chicken dinner and they'd yell Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Hence the phrase

Hey Joe what cards you hold'n ? Man I got nothin' Well than I'm hungry and I must be at knottsberry farm on my lucky day, WInner Winner Chicken Dinner in your face bro!

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Born-winner

A person who was born to always win.

Look at him run, he sure is a born-winner.

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non-winner

A softened alternative to loser typically used on game shows. Though more politically correct, it generally ends up sounding condescending.

Alex Trebek:...and let's hear it for today's non-winners.

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