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The greatest person to ever live, easily smarter than Albert Einstein. Never makes a mistake, he's also very humble and kind. He has an amazing sense of humor and always makes everyone laugh. He's also very hot, like really hot, he's basically out of everyone's league and has a huge dick.
Random Hot Chick: Holy shit, that's a huge dick you have Darren.
Darren: Yeah I know I hear it all the time.
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darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
"ugh, that dude is SUCH a darren" -karyn
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a really tall and dark but weird kid.
Jay: Yo darren is pretty tall and really weird, he probably likes guys.
DaVon: Facts.
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A huge douche who likes to call his sexual owner daddy
Owner: suck it
Darren: it shal be sucked
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(Female name)
She is a girl who doesn't have a lot to say but you can feel and sense that there is something about her.
She is lowkey at everything (mostly at being a baddie and a savage).
She is short and closer to hell (you'll be able to tell).
She's basically an angel with a shotgun... and horns... and a tail.
Ironic but the good kind.
- "CHAI! She a baddie!"
- "Lowkey af, man! She must be a Darren."
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A formally stand up guy, famed for dropping inappropriate comments at the best of times, who's status took a huge hammering on the day he spent massaging the geek ego of the bearded know-it-all!!
Holy shit, that guy used to be sick, now he's gone & shacked up with that douche. He's really pulled a Darren
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Darren is a small guy with a big heart. He has a great personality and a brilliant sense of humor. He can go a bit over the top but is too lovable to be mad at. He is a great person in general, with great musical talent but is most importantly an amazing boyfriend, he treats his girlfriend like a princess and knows how to make her feel special. He is also an amazing lover. He is gorgeous, with a super cute smile and beautiful blue eyes you could get lost in.
"that guys awesome, he must be called Darren!"
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