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douche

A word used to wind friends up

Lauren is a douche

by livesingeneral April 3, 2012


douche

A word to describe an individual (usually male) who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another (total dicks), thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas, (or assholes ps. enema). Also they represent the following names: Tristan, Arthur, Simon

They're such douches.
I know.
Fuck Tristan, and Arthur, and simon.
Gladly

by the person (im stupid 8===>) January 25, 2016


douche

It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.

file:///C:/Users/Desktop/douche.jpg

by thegirlnextdoorxx May 17, 2012


Douche

Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.

Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.

by CastOff October 16, 2010


Douche

1.) A person-- mostly male-- who makes themself seem like a total jerk, menace, whore, asshole, bitch, etc.
2.) A bottle filled with sanitizing liquid used to cleanse a vagina before or after sex or just whenever there needs to be a clean up in aisle 2... :)

1.) Guy #1: Look at that guy! He just dumped her ass like some garbage! What a douche...

2.) Girl #1: Dang... My vagina smells like squid... I need to douche more thoroughly next time...

by Girlwithweirdnessgoingon...... September 15, 2009

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douche

A word to describe really annoying people.

"My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
"Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche."
"You wanna go, Dom?"
"Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man May 18, 2007

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douche

A person who owns both an iPhone and an iPad.

Guy 1: Dude look at John's new iPad. Doesn't he also have an iPhone?

Guy 2: Yea. He's totally a douche.

by jonodp April 4, 2010

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