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When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and accuses you of taking her purse you exclaim: "I am not a crook"
When I found out that she sucked my best freinds dick I was really nice to her. I took her out to dinner and a movie and when we got back to her place I gave her a FILTHY NIXON
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A covert activity which involves sneaking into a room where a couple of people are engaged in love making, then jerking off to the live show, undetected of course.
Last night I caught Paul bangin' his bitch in my bedroom so I pulled the filthy ninja on em'.
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A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.
I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.
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Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.
Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.
Lisa: USA! USA!
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a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis
my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked
Filthy (or dirty) is a word used to describe modern dubstep that is wild, heavy, and over the top. Most dubstep listeners consider it a compliment to a song, though song prefer more controlled and on the hook songs.
That drop was filthy!
Dude, got any filthy dubstep?
The sexual act in which the male partner defecates in large quantities while holding onto his spouse. This is generally precluded by pulling a Chewbacca mask out from under the pillow, donning it and yelling like the titular Wookie.
"Have you tried the Filthy Chewbacca yet?"
"Aw man! Last night I treated my girl to a romantic dinner, took laxatives and had beautiful sex with her. After she fell asleep in my arms, I put on my Wookie mask, pulled her in tight, flooded the bed with shit and yelled like Chewbacca!"
Male: "*Chewbacca Yell*"
Girl: "NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO OF ME".
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