club name

The name you give to creepy losers who hit on you when you're out on the town with your friends and you don't want to give out your real name.

It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".

Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"

Marie: "Ummm...AMY."

LATER...

Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"

Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."

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Mimosa (name)

Mimosa is a beautiful girl with gorgeous facial features and a beautiful body. She's caring, funny, smart and pretty and loves easily. She doesn't know her own beauty and doesn't see what everybody else sees: a beautiful person, inside and out. Remember to remind her every day that she's unique, necessary and amazing.

“Wow, Mimosa (name) is so beautiful.”

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Kahoot Names

a name that sounds perverted when said fast. used exclusively to be dirty on kahoot without the teacher noticing because all teachers are dumbasses.

Funny Kahoot Names

1. Jack Offard
2. Ben Dover
3. Jenna Talia
4. Nick Gurr
5. Tess Tickles
6. Gabe Itches
7. Hitler Hears a Jew
8. Dixie Normous
9. Peter Phile
10. Phil McRach
11. Mike and York Hunt (Hunt Brothers)
12. Mike Oxlong
13. Kimmy Hed
14. Barry McOckinner
15. Hugh Jass
16. Heywood Jeblowme
17. Rae Piste
18. Hugh G. Rection

19. Moe Lester

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name carpetbombing

excessive name dropping, a combination of name dropping and carpet bombing

Person one: "And then the President said, and then Micheal Jordan said and then Lagerfeld showed up, George Clooney said hello to me, Dan Rather was like, oh my God, and then there was Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Tom Brokaw, The Queen of England, Mayor Bloomberg.."

Person two: "Shut up."

Person one: "Why?"

Person two: "You're name carpetbombing."

Tiyana (name)

Normally a girl's name, Tiyanas are rare. They are very friendly with everybody and always kind. They are beautiful on both the inside and the outside. They are always the life of the party and get out there and encourage others to do the same. Like I said, Tiyanas are rare, so hold on to yours!

Tiyana (name) cool fair friendly

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Trinity name

She is beautiful, kind and caring. She is the perfect girl. Anyone would be lucky to have her. She had lots of friends and is liked by all.

What's the definition of perfect? Trinity name

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Kahoot Names

1. Jen Itals

2. Yuri Tarted
3. Knee grow
4. Jack mehoff
5. Gabe itch
6. Moe Lester

Teacher: No inappropriate Kahoot names.
Me: Okay boomer.

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