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A "Nutty Norman" is a word used to describe someone who is perticularly crazy.
A "Nutty Norman" usally shouts abuse and random people and has very few or no friends.
"Wow did you see that guy? He was a right Nutty Norman"
"Omg! Did you see that nutty norman?"
When you tie a rope or ribbon around a girls ankles and then wrap it around her neck causing her legs to be up in the air and causing her to choose between blood-flow and her own leg muscles.
"what did you get up to last night g?" "Oh you know just gave my girl the old norman the conqueror."
The long, terribly disgusting trail left at the bottom of a toilet after a soft bowel movement. For a lack of better words, a greasy poop trail.
John left the most disgusting greasy norman in my downstairs bathroom.
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Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.
Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.
When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.
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When a good mormon boy lies to his parents in order to go on a date with a hot girl before being 16. After the date he always kisses her.
"Did you hear about Jonny?"
"No, what?"
"He pulled a Ty Norman!"
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When a male masturbates to the point of climax while either looking at pictures or watching video of his best friend having intercourse with his significant other.
Pete: "Did you see that postcard of Ian and Trish in Maui"? Jim: "We should wack off to it". Pete: "The Old Norman"? Jim: "You know it".