cracker-tack

a joke that someone uses in everyday chat expecting a massive laugh but instead it's a joke that is so poor you'd expect it from a cracker

rob: why did the lobster blush?......because the see-weed

steve: that's so cracker-tack

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'tacked out

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'

-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!

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tic tack

when a guy has a really small dick and tries to penetrate another guy with hemorrhoids.

Girl: Kevin just told me that he tic tacked with his friend john...
Guy: At least he enjoyed it!!!

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hack-tack-a-riffic

1. Negative statement referring to a programming or technical solution involving un-optimized, risky or otherwise dangerous methods.
2. Polite way of referring to software code as being asstastic or hacktastic.

“This seems hack-tack-a-riffic and bad, are we sure we want this pushed?”

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go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

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Ticky tack

Cum covered object; sticky. Typically referring to someone's hands.

That was a ticky tack trick play!

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tick-tack bush

Used to describe someone with a penis small enough that it is not visible through their pubic hair.

Get your damn tick-tack bush away from me!