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November 22 is the week before Thanksgiving Break, and it’s national boyfriend or girlfriend day! It’s the day where you hold hands with your significant other, hug them and/or kiss them. Enjoy it!
“Guess what day it is??”
“It’s November 22, national boyfriend / girlfriend day!”
“Let’s be significant!”
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the day the best freaking person was born. the person born on this day has the BEST sense of style and a great sense of humor. they’re the type of person to send actually good memes
She’s born on October 22? She must be a pretty cool gorl😎
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The birthday of the most baddest bitch you could ever meet in your life nobody can top them
Ain’t ha birthday July 22 she baddd
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day
Charlie: Hey it’s December 22
Elizabeth: And?
Charlie: It’s National Ask Your Crush Out Day. Wanna go out?
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The F/A-22 Raptor is a a Fighter Bomber designed by Lockheed-Martin and built by Lockheed, Boeing and Pratt and Whitney. The F/A-22 is a stealth fighter with Air-to-Air and Air-to-Ground capabilities. It has supercruise, internal bomb and missile bays vectored thrust. In addition, the F/A-22 uses a new radar and avionics package that allows it to share targets with other Raptors in the flight.
John P. Jumper, USAF Chief of Staff is the only person to have flown both the Eurofighter and the F/A-22
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National ask out your crush day
Friend : "hey its October 22 you know what that means."
*ask crush out
Probobly says no😂
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1)A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions.
2) A contradictory or self-defeating course of action.
3) Novel by Joseph Heller.
"You're wasting your time," Doc Daneeka was forced to tell him.
"Can't you ground someone's who's crazy?"
"Oh sure, I have to. There's a rule saying I have to ground anyone who's crazy."
"Then why don't you ground me. Ask Clevinger."
"Clevinger? Where is Clevinger? You find Clevinger and I'll ask him."
"Then ask any of the others. They'll tell you how crazy I am."
"They're crazy."
"Then why don't you ground them?"
"Why don't they ask me to ground them?"
"Because they're crazy, that's why."
"Of course they're crazy," Doc Daneeka replied. "I just told you they're crazy didn't I? And you can't let crazy people decide whether you're crazy or not can you?"
Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "Is Orr crazy?"
"He sure is," Doc Daneeka said.
"Can you ground him?"
"I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That's part of the rule."
"Then why doesn't he ask you to?"
"Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said. "He has to be crazy to keep flying combat missions after all the close calls he's had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has to ask me to."
"That's all he has to do to be grounded?"
"That's all. Let him ask me."
"And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.
"No, then I can't ground him."
"You mean there's a catch?"
"Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, that specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of the clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka replied.
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