Alf

Squeaky Fart Should Let Out Forever like they stand.

Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.

ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.

Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.

alf reidar

Really awesome Jew in Horten kommune working at the videregående school

I need help alf reidar

Alfed

To get caught up in hedonism out of the blue

Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work

Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...