Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.
He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland
Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent
Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he
If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.
1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.
When the Normal Voice Changes To ALF’s Voice.
It’ll Cause Your Throat To Be Lower.
1,200 People does have ALF Syndrome.