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When you get to have anal intercourse with your wife because she forgot to get groceries that day.
His wife hadn't been to the store all week and the fridge was totally empty, so Matt got to empty fridge her last night.
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Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.
Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.
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Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast
I love your tits they are so empty and soft
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The act of telling somebody to remind you to do something to either make you look like a good person because it is a good deed. Or to pass on responsibility so that you can blame them when you forget.
"Steve, remind me to visit the old people's home on Christmas"
"Ted, you don't care about old folks, thats such an empty reminder to make Janice like you"
Doctor: "Nurse, remind me to avoid that blood vessel"
*blood spraying and alarm bells*
Doctor: "Why didnt you remind me, this all your fault."
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Noun - The state of being when masturbation has occurred so much that the person has run out of semen/fluid.
John fell in love with Meghan, despite her personality. He pleasured himself to the extent where he had an empty tank.
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Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.
The presidential candidate is an empty coat.
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Someone puffed up with his own importance but really having little effect on the lives of others. It is often used as an insult to disparage others who really don’t deserve the title. The true empty suit, which conjures up the image of a business suit of clothing without a person, really doesn’t know what he or she is doing. He or she is ineffectual, perhaps a phony, and is about as relevant or helpful as a suit hanging on a rack.
To call someone an empty suit implies that you think they are a complete waste of time. Editorials on politicians love to use the term empty suit to describe people seeking presidential office. This or that politician is just “an empty suit,” to quote the words of numerous political critics, and is thus undeserving of our attention.
Some politicians do deserve the title. A senator with a very poor voting record, or failure to attend senate sessions could clearly be called an empty suit because he is not really performing the job for which he was elected. On the other hand, some politicians may advertise themselves as “not just an empty suit” in order to distinguish themselves from their implied empty suit peers.
Barack Obama is a real empty suit. He's never accomplished anything of importance as a politician, yet he earns the praise of millions of United States citizens.
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