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A bi-accident is when two, or more, heterosexual people of the same gender accidentally commit an act of homosexuality "by accident".
The two men were spinning closely in their chairs, when their faces collided and they kissed bi-accident.
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The act of pooping on your significant other during sex when you have a fetish for it, and acting like it was an accident.
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A code word for getting a hickey
Guy 1: Aw dude, I got into such a bad fencing accident last night!
Guy 2: I thought you went to a party!
Guy 1: You betcha I did.
Mom: Oh honey what happened to your neck?
Son: Just a fencing accident, don’t worry about me mom!
Somebody who misreads something
"Don't judge him, he's dyslexic by accident"
When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.
“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”
An injury you wake up with but do not remember getting during the inebriated previous night.
Yeah Mindy’s sprained ankle was clearly a drinking accident; she doesn’t remember being naked either.
When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!
I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.
Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.