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What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.
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an account that a person makes on a website that is entirely different than their identity.
Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them
Mark: Did you hear Phil made a ghost account on Facebook pretending to be Jeff?
Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?
Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.
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A person who works in the sex industry (pron, only fans, dancing) that doesn't want people to ask further questions about their profession.
No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.
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An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.
Stefano this isnt a dump account.
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A population of college students which has several different sects:
1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.
2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).
3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals
Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)
Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!
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One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.
"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area
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An account usually found on instagram typically made fandom based to make fun of and demean what they call "flops" and things they find cringey. Most are petty and cheap stabs at young artists and people trying to have fun.
Person 1: my friends art got posted on a flop account again.
Person 2: What kind of person finds that fun to do??
Person 1: i know right and they are a young artist so of course it isnt going to be perfect.
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