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An adelaide is a type of citrus floral fruit from the eastern mountains of northern Italy. Local legends around the adelaide fruit tree state that the fruit holds the ability to inhabit the consumer with lust. Some myths suggests that the fruit landing upon one individuals head is a sign of good fortune to cum.
Some history supplies evidence of the small fruits being used as aphrodisiacs in old Italian sex cults. Some think it is still used to this day, but the topic is still heavily taboo in modern Italian society.
"I raided the store for adelaides last night, I couldn't get it down for six hours."/"You dirty dog! You really keep adelaides in your house?! Are you one of those people?"
the biggest discord kitten to exist, she loves saying weird shit and annoying the fuck out of everyone.
omg shes being such a fucking adelaide
One of the best people you will ever meet. She is a GREAT friend. She is a super good dancer. She makes amazing jokes and lights up a room. She is probably pretty short and has amazing golden hair! She has good opinions on things that you are most likely to agree with. She is super loyal and kind. Everyone wants to be friends with an Adelaide.
girl #1) Hey is that Adelaide?
girl #2) Yesss, omg I love her!
girl #1) I want to be friends with her so bad.:(
girl #2) Omg you should go ask shes so nice!! she lights up a room and is so funny!:)
A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T
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