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The main character in the assassination-themed Hitman video game series. An unmistakably enigmatic contract killer, he says little, yet is capable of a lot. Gone through many fatal situations, Agent 47 is often thought of as an end-all figure or angel of death. Dressed up in his black suit and red tie, (as well as also being recognizably bald), he sustains a clean elegance and is revered for his fiber wire skills, weapon marksmanship and high payouts at the termination of his targets. Did I mention he once disarmed a nuclear bomb?
Sneaking up behind the guard, Agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed. Taking the uniform off the sleeping guard and hiding the body, Agent 47 continued his mission with a temporary deception to further gain access to his target.
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A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
No Rizla's? Secret agent time!
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One being single (guy or girl)
Yo check to see if dat gurl dur is a free agent.
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An excellent anime series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This follows a group of people in modern day Tokyo who have all been attacked by a mysterious boy deemed Lil' Slugger. They all identify the boy as having golden rolloerblades and a golden baseball bat, bent at a 45 degree anlge (described on the show as "like a dog's leg"). All of these victims share the common trait of being under extreme pressure, trauma and stress at the time of their attack, and all of them have their problem temporally solved after they have been attacked. Each character has it's own sub-plot, and each character ties to the others due to the attacks of Lil Slugger. There are also two detectives working on solving the case. Paranoia Agent is a cerebral, vague and often confusing anime show, but if you take the time to understand the show's subtle plot clues, it is well worth it.
I used to stay up for Adult Swim to see InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun.. but now I just want to see more of Paranoia Agent.
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When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.
I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.
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a person that you think is a good friend,but then turns out to be anything but cool. Usually reserved for longtime friends gone bad.
After out trip to Siam, that fool turned out to be a total double agent; he tried to start macking on my girl.
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An federal employee of the government that investigates federal crimes, and collect sensitive intelligence information that may pertain information on terrorists and criminals.
I am an Special Agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).