AJ

A slang term for a male couch dweller. AJ's like to have their ego stroked for doing absolutely nothing at all and can be awesome friends, despite their frequent mood swings. AJ's are experts at making girls feel good about themselves and are not afraid to get down on all fours and act like evil kittehs.

"He is such an AJ!"

or

born to be an AJ

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aj

Apple Juice for short. Like OJ.

Woah! This aj is the f***ing shit!!!!!!

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ajs

n. or adj.

any of those deemed insufficient for female satisfaction
esp. relating to penis size or in general lackluster performance with one

Ex. Tommy last nite gave me an Ajs performance, and therefore couldnt climax

Ex. 2 Tommy sucked last night because of his Ajs penis which is short

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AJ

when you have nothing better to do/or nobody hits you up so you deiced to get drunk by yourself and party alone and play video games all night.

Nedbro nobody hit me up so i pulled an AJ got mad schwilly and played ZOMBIES all night!!!

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AJ

Savage

Just call me AJ.

AJ

He is a cute, yet hot man. He is weak a work or school, but is strong in bed. He may be a nerd, but he is a perv! If you encounter one, he may have a lot of girls, and they may be competitive - oh yeah, so is he.

"AJ is so hot! I met him in a bed and the sex was great!"

AJ

Short for anal jabbing. Repeatedly piercing the asshole in a violent and prolonged manner.

I got bored with her pussy so I gave her an AJ.

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