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When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.
It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.
She is the most beautiful girl, she is very kind and funny. You really can’t hate her she’s literally a queen.
A Canadian province that is way too patriotic and very conservative, so much so that a lot of people including myself, wonder how it's not a part of the USA.
How is Alberta still Canadian?
Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.
Alberta is not so bad
The worse but still kinda cool person in the business known as Albert@. Alberto is cooler
Hi Alberta!
Sucks to suckkkkk 😩
This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man
Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me
A bottle containing at least 6 litres (202 US fluid ounces) or more of alcohol.
A Texas mickey wasn't enough for the boys, so we had to get an Alberta Mickey for a great time.