A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
Little Alf is the local dealer of murston and sells all goods to everyone in the small part of sittingbourne Kent
Andrew’s mate: little Alf has a proper variety don’t he
If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.
1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.
When the Normal Voice Changes To ALF’s Voice.
It’ll Cause Your Throat To Be Lower.
1,200 People does have ALF Syndrome.
The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know
Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...