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Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
When you got a booty shaped like an almond
Daaaaaaaamn girl you got an almond booty!
Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.
Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.
Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)
noun|
You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."
Friend: "Yeesh"
verb |
You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."
Friend: "Wow"
When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.
"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."
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n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.
"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"
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IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.
*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.
i wish my chick was spiced almond
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