Almost Famous

someone who as actually never done anything worthwhile on their own but yet still seems to make it into the news,limelight,tabloids,newspapers,etc

yeah octomom?? got she cant act, cant sing, is not even actractive, and still she's "almost famous"

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Almost Girl

A girl that is ALMOST good looking, but has one physical attribute that ruins it and in turn, makes her awkwardly unattractive.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.

Shiela WOULD be hot if she didn't have that lazy eye and overly hairy arms. Sheila is an almost girl.

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almost winner

noun - a loser, but a nice way of putting it.

John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.

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almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.

I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.

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Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.

Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.

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Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

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I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

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