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A growing one word adaption of the words a lot, often used in text and quick messaging in certain parts of English countries, with even more usage as slang in countries where English is a commonly used second language.
Joe: I got alot of things going on right now.
Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.
Joe: heh?
Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.
*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.
Burly: Oh.
Alot is an imaginary creature that is better than you at everything. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug.
1. I like this Alot more
2. Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps
3. Alot more dangerous (baby less dangerous)
An abundance of the referenced object.
"I have alot of socks with no matches."
"I love you alot."
"There is alot of smoke in the air."
To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.
Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?
The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
An ass plug you put in your ass.
When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot
the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:
1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"
This is code word for a straight or closeted male who has been sneaking around having lots of slutty gay sex with multiple male partners &/or involved in gay bukkake gang bang sessions as the one getting jizzed on, aka duding on the Down low
Joey: Hey, where have you been man, long time no see?
Rodrigo: I’ve been listening to alot of guns and roses lately.
Joey: Oh that’s cool man, I never really got into them… wait a minute, are you covered in egg whites?! What is all that goo?!