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a little bitch that has nothing better to do than talk about other with mean lil rumours cause she has no fucking life. she should go drown in a toad.
alice: omg u little bitch i can’t believe u had sex with simon
caitlin: you fuck yourself lying prick
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You've been tricked and now i will explain why names on urban dictionary are fucking stupid:
1. they're blatantly trying to boost their own self-esteem in a really pathetic way
2. no-one gives a shit
3. go watch you've been framed if you think that your name is special on urban dictionary
Alice made her own name on urban dictionary to boost her self esteem, what a pathetic twat
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Alice is a choad who has a giant forehead often called a fivehead cus its the same size as a cucumber
thats alice shes got a wham forehead
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Loud-ass bitch
Damn Alice is the most annoying roommate ever, I'm just tryna study.
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the most gorgeous green eyes with a beaming smile that lights up the world.
justt a minute with her makes you feel like fresh sun on a gloomy day, she makes any day feel likee a saturday with an adorable contagious laugh. alice should always be loved deeply and kept safe with love. T
why does today feel better
oh it's just alice is here
the most annoying person you’ll ever meet, if you meet an alice leave immediately before they bore you to death.
She is a beautiful funny girl. Alice completed you. Her laugh sounds like angels playing a harp. Her smile makes you feel warmer than hot cocoa on a snowy day. Her jokes make you laugh for hours. Before you know it, an Alice has you smiling at your phone. You can’t go a minute without thinking about her. And when you do, you can’t stop smiling. Alice has really pretty brown eyes and takes the cutest selfies. However, when she is sad, your mood matches hers. She is like a puppet master and you are the little doll who fell for her. She has a warm glow and looks gorgeous without makeup. She is fun to pick on and she will love you forever. If you have an Alice and you love her. You just might be the luckiest person alive.
Ryan: Dude, I think I am in love with this girl named Alice.
Jake: Dude. She is a keeper. Never lose her