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A football club located in London, England. They have enjoyed many years of success in the English premiership, however, they're supporters are known as cunts and rich English snobs with absolutely no team spirit. Manchester United is by far a better and more supported club. Arsenal is simply a club going downhill after many years of success.
U N I T E D, united are the team for me with a knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone, why don't Arsenal fuck off home!
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1. A person who has the unexplainable attraction to touch other mens behinds
2. A person who cannot pull off looking cool, no matter how they hold their cigarette
3. A man with a phone more feminine then is commonly found
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Your genitals; all parts used on a male body in order to bang a chick
You've got one fine arsenal there my friend
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A very successful football club based in North London, the most boring team in England until a Frenchmen who looks suspiciously like a paedophile turnt up, bought in lots of ugly black men and taught them to play football with a bunch of bananas as a treat for a victory. In 2005 Arsenal moved for the second time in their history which makes them the pikeys of the Premier Leauge, along with West Ham of course. Arsenal left their 'stadium' called Highbury, often referred to as the Libary due to the complete lack of atmosphere, passion and noise the 'fans' create. They spent millions of pounds on a new stadium which looks fantastic, however the same old problems exist, the fans seem to unfold and place down red/white checked picnic blankets and eat small triangle shaped lemon curd sandwiches rather than support their side. Players who leave Arsenal often comment on the lacklustre supports, their manager is a suspected paedophile and their ex chairman David Dein is a crooked Jew along with the corrupt Scudamore.
James - 'I was watching a nature program last night, apes are so intelligent and that Attenborough has balls of steel.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'
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A term usually used to describe a slowly sinking ship. Once so sturdy and seemingly indestructible, it suddenly started to slide away and break down.
That relationship crashes and burned.
Yep, it pulled an arsenal
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A piece of shit based in north London that doesn’t know how to defend.
What do you call a piece of shit that can’t defend itself ?
Arsenal!
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1. your physical self in reference to getting laid or having mad game. your genitals, clothes, appearance etc. If someone is attractive, sexy, or has huge breasts or cock.
2. the many devices from which to smoke weed. used when a person has several pieces to choose from.
dude 1: yo brah! suzy has got a fine ass!
dude 2: Brah! she's got a mad arsenal.
dazed: hey, i left my pipe at home! what are we gonna smoke with?
confused: don't fret brah! we'll use something from my arsenal.
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