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When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.
Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.
It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.
I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.