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The most treasured symbol of all time. Whoever shall come across this token is powerfully granted the divine mandate of heaven. Whoever believes in the symbol, will have eternal life. Good luck.
Holy shit, he was given The Black Anchor,
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A slang term suggesting a person is involved in or attached to a situation whereby options or opportunities are limited.
Peter keeps telling everyone he is planning on leaving Michelle, but we all know he's not going anywhere. He's too anchored down with all of those kids they have together.
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A meal containing an excessively high content of beef, and makes you feel like you cannot get up without vomiting.
I went to Shawn's house the other night to watch the basketball game, and he grilled up these fucking Meat Anchors that are still lodged in my colon days later.
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Frank and Teresa created the greatest food in the world named the buffalo hot wing. Not some shitty buffalo wing you'll find in any other city. A hot spot for great beer and better wings
Ted: hey man you going to get some good?
Cooper from Boston:yeah bro I this bar where I'm from has the best wings.
Ted from buffalo: fuck you man come up to buffalo at the anchor bar to get some real wings not your shitty kinds
Cooper: truuuu. Frank and Teresa know how to do it!
a puppy purchased by a woman early in a relationship with a man, for the purpose of making it difficult for the man to leave her, due to him following in love with aforementioned puppy.
after 3 months of meeting Mike, Marie purchased an anchor puppy to prevent him from ever leaving her.
When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.
office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"
Armpit-length rubber gloves designed to be inflated, simulating bigger arm muscles. A pair of Anchor Arms comes with three modes, including one in which artificial hair protrudes from the arms. Only the wimpiest of weaklings will purchase this product.
"Hey you! Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. 'Ooh, I'm a little peanut worm.' Are you too much of a wimp to work out? Are you a weakling? Built like a sponge? Well now, you too can have muscles...WITH ANCHOR ARMS! They slip on like a glove, just add air. How big do you want 'em? Normal, veiny, (and for the ladies) hairy. I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me...so order now, WIMP!"