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angry congressman

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure

She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range

by newo February 14, 2005

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Angry Popeye

When a girl is blowing a guy, he pulls out and blasts her in the eye so one eye is closed like Popeye's, then sticks his dick back down her throat numerous times so she makes a gagging noise 'ack-ack-ack-ack', like Popeye.

That girl got really pissed at me when I blasted her in the face and gave her an Angry Popeye.

by Jacker J. Jackington December 31, 2008

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Angry pelican

When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican

Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase

by Super jo jo and friends May 26, 2016

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Angry Daven

When a person who is angry most of the time and have a hard to pronounce or remember name they are called "Angry Daven". The term may be Australian.

"He is an Angry Daven."
"Im not an Angry Daven!"
"Hey Angry Daven, whats your real name?"

by J ackalope February 5, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angry Kirk

Having sex with someone and just as you are about to cum grab them by the hair and scream 'KHAN!!!!'

I was really giving it to her and in the heat of the moment I grabbed her hair and screamed 'KHAN!!!' like Angry Kirk from Star Trek.

by Mick Taylor September 21, 2006

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Angry Spider

1. Originally heard on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit on the Drew & Mike morning show circa 1998-99 said by Mike Clark. Used in the reference to an inflamed, swollen, or sore rectum.

2. The act of sticking ones thumb up their own or a lucky recipients anus and then groping with the same hand towards the genitalia.

1.Oh my god my roids are flaring up, I have one angry spider!

2.She was a freak, she bruised my bag when she gave me the ol' angry spider!

by joepappy75 December 11, 2009

59๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angry Atheist

An Atheist who is deliberately angry at all religious people for no legitimate reason. An Angry Atheist will often write books, create YouTube videos, or film documentaries with the purpose of destroying others' religious beliefs. An Angry Atheist will pretend to have the authority of science and history on their side, but will immediately reject any science or history that supports the claims of a given religion, with the accusation that it is "biased" or "un-intellectual".

Oftentimes, the Angry Atheist has been brought up with a religious mindset (usually Christian) which he/she has abandoned for intellectual/emotional reasons. But the painful feeling of having been raised on "lies" and "fairy-tales" has left the person very bitter toward all religions and religious people. And therefore, the Angry Atheist will essentially pick fights for philosophical vengeance, targeting religious laypeople and often avoiding debates with intelligent religious leaders capable of destroying their arguments.

An unfortunate side-effect of this out-going hostility, is that religious people will often attribute the attitudes of this minority to all Atheists, causing a negative stereotype to be formed.

Some examples of Angry Atheists include Richard Dawkins (author of The God Delusion), Sam Harris (author of The End of Faith), Friedrich Nietzsche (Atheist Existentialist who was the first to suggest that, "God is Dead"), and Brian Flemming (filmmaker behind The God Who Wasn't There documentary).

by igniggutmcfly September 10, 2009

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