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Someone who is characteristically a good friend, smart, an honest person, someone you can depend on and someone who always makes you laugh. (Sometimes acts like and is a crazy Asian, but that is part of the charm of the Anny.)
That girl is definitely an Anny; she is hilarious!
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definitely the name of a mom that try's to help her son get laid
Annie : *walks in on son fucking gf*
also Annie : *closes door slowly and walks away*
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A person you can rely on to have your back at all times. Isn't scared of anything and is highly respected by his peers. Very funny person who is always dressed to the 9s.
That superhero is a a real Annis
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Annie is a really Hot girl that JW is married to. JW has a big Dick. Annie has a nice mind, is strong, has a nice ass, big tits, and is smart. Braun is a guy that is trying too get annie. But Annie loves Jw too much to date someone else.
Annie is hot
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Someone who makes their shopping lists in the order of the supermarket layout.
Annie's knows the pears are next to the apple because it's on her list.
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Fuck whoever came up with this stupid ass connotation.
Fuck you. Your a sorry ased mother fucker.
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Anny
1. (noun) An Armenian term for "chunky secretarial slut" with a bad dye job, sagging floppy breasts, and a desperate need for attention." The term was first coined by an anonymous co-worker of the very first, and most famous "Anny" who, as what little of her natural appeal began to fade, began to wear revealing tops and industrial-strength bras to elevate her pendulously large, but floppy, like pudding in a sweat-sock breasts, in foolish hopes that she might bamboozle an attorney into a relationship. She fails to this very day (see also: Cougar In A Yellow Corvette)
2. (verb) To make anxious, clumsy, sexual advances, via overtly sexual flirtation, exchange of favorite pornographic films, intimate tattoo viewings, or outright offer for toothy oral sex behind closed doors to anyone lonely enough to take the bait
1. "Dude, she asked me if I wanted to exchange my favorite porno for her favorite for a week!
"Sweet! So...did you?"
"I did, but when I opened hers, it was fuckin' dude-on-dude GAY PORN!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!? That is one sick, fat, cock-loving lonely ANNY!"
"Word..."
2. "That new secretary came into my office and asked if I wanted to see her lower-back tattoo, and after I said I liked it, she dropped to her knees and straight sucked my cock!
"WHAT?!? LUCKY!!!"
"Not quite...her snaggle teeth practically circumsized me!...it was like sticking my dick in a pencil sharpener!!!"
"YOU'VE BEEN FUCKIN' ANNY'D DUDE!"
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