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Fear that your electric car won't be sufficiently charged to safely reach an intended destination/return trip/next charging station.
Range anxiety prevented my brother from buying an electric car, even though he only lives 5 miles from work.
Occurs at a party when there is no music and the host asks for an ipod. The individual is afraid to give his ipod in fear of rejection for having songs that suck or may make him feel like a pansy.
When Racheli asked for an ipod to play at her party, Guy was afraid to give her his because of his large collection of Disney Songs.
Percival always has ipod anxiety because his favorite band is the Village People.
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When a plant, tree, and/or animal on your Farmville is at 99%, and you keep staring at it until it reaches 100%.
Sally:OMFG MY CHICKEN IS AT 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe:dude, you have a serious case of farmville anxiety.
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Being so afraid of lice that you refuse to go near anyones hair for fear the lice will jump onto your head.
Alana has so much lice anxiety, she refuses to give anyone hugs.
Alana has so much lice anxiety, she squirms when people get too close to her head.
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Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."
"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
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characterized by extreme fear of social situations and fear of embarrassment
people who have this often want to do something with their lives, but dont do anything because they are to afraid to go outside. creates a painful mental cage. Groundwork for other illness like depression and addiction to mmorpg's
Cured by either taking in alot of drugs to numb the pain so you can force yourself to a bar..
or going to therapy for years spending countless amounts of money
goth: oh man my girlfriend just broke up with me!! my life sucks so bad imma gonna go cut myself and buy dark clothes!!
guy with Social anxiety: atleast you can get a girlfriend ><
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The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.
"What's wrong with your hands?"
"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"
"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."