aol

An online service that offers users a high price, lots of spam and popups, slow service, and plenty of morons to talk to. Almost all of the content on AOL which you pay a high price for can be found for free all over the web.

In the past AOL was notorious for its censorship. It is a haven for spammers and pedophiles looking to pick up 12 year olds.

AOL is the internet with training wheels.

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aol

1. A crappy Internet program developed for use by people who have little or no knowledge about real browsers

2. Impatient people who don't want to understand how computers work or make any effort what-so-ever to learn, install this program for AOL's so-called "conveniences"

AOL Voice: "You've got mail!"
||email:9f3j
advertiser
advertiser
win 200 bucks
free car
sweepstakes
free cd
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aol

gay service that it crap. Not worth money.
Service gives away 1000s of hours that are useless.

"AOL is Gay."
"Mommy, AOL Sucks the big one"

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AOL

AOL: So easy to hack. No wonder it's number 1!

Dear Member, America Online has been notified of a Terms of Service (TOS) violation ::edit:: blah blah blah ::edit:: On 05/04/05 02:24:34 IXI ***** IXI screen name violated the TOS in the ******* chat room. The following is an excerpt from the chat room discussion: IXI ***** IXI: I FUCKING HATE AOL!

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aol

An Internet Service Provider, but also
referred to as a language by some people who use other forms of chat.

The AOL "language" consists of acronyms such as:
lol
brb
lmao

And screen names such as:
cuteblondgurl69
cutiecakez69
sk8rd00d6896
lIlAzNbOi69
Practically anthing with 69 somewhere in it

And people who use AOL Instant Messenger have profiles such as:
kaytie ~ omg lmao sista u r da best
bffl lub ya

Here's a hint:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND.
If we cared, we would ask. But we don't, so we don't need to see it in your profile.

cUtIeBlNd6986848: omg lol. u r so fun-e!!1

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aol

This is for the lawyer attempting to sue urbanDictionary for his what ever reasons he has...

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."


-- The First Amendment
(Part of the U.S. Bill of Rights -- Collect the whole set!)

Need I say more.......?

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AOL

Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL

Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?

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