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The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.
"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"
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When multiple (at least 15) Nigerians gather up at least one white virgin girl from Indiana and partake in hot anal prenatration until the vast majority is ready to unload. The already exhausted ghostly white bitch then gets in the middle of the Nigerians and they unload their semen until the white girl is no longer visible. The niggers... er I mean Nigerians then flee the scene.
Tyrone: "Man all that cum we unloaded on Barbra could have fed half of Nigeria."
Demarcus: "Yeah ma nigga that was a great Nigerian Dumptruck."
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A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."
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a nigerian nigga is a nigga who comes from nigeria and who is black
paul : where are you from my nigga
Gabriel : i'm from nigeria you feelin' me
paul : oh, so you're a nigerian nigga
gabrieo : yeah nigga
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Similar to a BELGIUM BREAKFAST, Nigerian Soup substitutes SpagettiO's for the raw egg and requires a fork for its consumption.
Though partial to the Belgium Breakfast, Harrison will never turn down some Nigerian Soup.
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Mark has never liked SpagettiO's, but he can't get enough Nigerian Soup.
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When someone trys a dutch Oven, it goes wrong........
ie. A fart under the covers is a dutch oven, an unexpected shit makes a nigerian.
I was in bed with my wife the other night, thought id give her a sniff of a fart. To my horror the fart went through and I shit the sheets. ''Thats a nigerian oven you bastard'' she screamed.
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7 large grown ass Nigerian refugee goldmine workers violently thraxing the oral cavity of your face inside of a hut motel without running water in the depths of a jungle at 2:49 AM on a Monday morning, without consent.
My third wife I divorced seven years and had 4 and a half kids with (one was retarded), got Nigerian facefucked on her missionary trip with Newspring Church.
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