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Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.
Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night
One of the most caring and lovable guys you’ll ever meet. He is incredibly thoughtful and will always make you feel special. He loves giving gifts, especially flowers. Aston is quick-witted and intelligent, though he prefers working or being with people over sitting in class. Aston can turn anything into a story that keeps you on the edge of your seat. He has an impeccable style and a smile that lights up the room. There is never a dull moment with Aston. He’s the best friend you’ll ever have. If you find yourself an Aston, you better not let go!
“Who is that adorable guy sitting over there by Susan?”
“Oh, that’s Aston! You really need to meet him, he’s got a lot of funny stories.”
the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)
You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1
Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another
He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly
Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls
Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man