Poking or stinging somebody in the ass with a fork
Dude, I just pulled a mantis attack on Jeremy! He jumped like a rabbit when I stinged him.
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a sensational response incited by the witnessing of something cute, precious, fuzzy or otherwise snuggly. Symptoms include chills traveling up the spine and through the fingertips, impulsive smiling and jerking of the limbs. Severe cases of cute attacks can cause high-pitched squeals and temporary spasms of the entire nervous system, forcing it's victim to crumble helplessly to the ground.
Look at Gizmo snuggled in his bed! I am having a cute attack!
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So a "cringe attack" is basically when someone sees something that makes them cringe inside or outside.
There are 10 tiers of cringe attacks.
Tier 1 - When someone cringes inside because of something really cringy.
Tier 2 - When someone cringes inside and maybe a little bit outside in the form of flailing their body.
Tier 3 - When someone cringes outside by shaking rapidly or flailing their arms quite fast.
Tier 4 - When someone cringes outside a lot by making weird movements for 1-2 minutes.
Tier 5 - When someone cringes outside to the point of climbing things and jumping off. Can lead to serious injury.
Tier 6 - When someone cringes outside so much that they might chase and injure the person that did the cringy thing.
Tier 7 - When someone cringes outside that may lead to personal injury and can lead to fainting for 2-4 hours.
Tier 8 - When someone cringes outside so much that it can lead to a coma that could last days.
Tier 9 - When someone cringes outside so much that they spaz out and their eyes roll to the back of their head. The cringe being could take over this person.
Tier 10 - This is the ultimate cringe attack and can lead to death pretty easily, but more often, the person is fully taken over by the cringe being for the rest of their sad, miserable life.
I had a tier 4 Cringe Attack when my friend told me they would start a Rolblox youtube channel.
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When a person/people laugh out loud non-stop for at least a good 3
to 4 minutes over something hysterical, funny or even silly. The person/people may start crying (joy) and shaking accompanied with a slight pain in the stomach and the ribs. They may have difficulty in speaking during a laugh attack.
The room rocked with laughter as Morgan, Grant, Aziz and Holden watched Monty Python's Flying Circus on Holden's flat screen TV. The guys were laughing hysterically,
each doubling over from a laugh attack which had gone on for a good 3 -5 minutes. Aziz was on the floor, cracking up, holding his ribs. Morgan tried to speak, but he was still having a laugh attack---he just shook his head, slouching on the couch, before putting his red face back in his hands.
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a character from MTV's Yo Momma! Atlanta season. He pretended to be a middle eastern immigrant and ripped people with his stereotypical jokes. Probably the funniest of all time on what is otherwise a pretty lame show.
Pak Attack killed it on Yo Momma! son
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To obtain a person's drink and proceed to take turns chugging it with one or more cohorts until the drink is depleted
Sap Attack instigator (to sap attack victim) "Yo, let me get a sip of your drink"
Sap Attack victim (to sap attack instigator) "Okay, here yo go"
Sap Attack instigator (to sap attack wingman) "Sap attack?"
Sap attack Wingman (to sap attack instigator) "sap attack."
Instigator and wingman take turns chugging drink
Sap attack instigator (to victim upon completion) "Sap Attack!"
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Proper: A chemistry term used to describe the transfer of electrons and subsequent bonding of a neucleophile to the back face of a molecule. The back side described is the chiral center, with subsistents in a tetrahedral formation facing away from the nucleophile. Once the backside attack is complete, the stereochemistry of the molecule is inverted.
chem eng slang: A difficult academic situation. It is often used to describe the difficulty of an assignment or a test. Synonymous with ass rape.
"Oh shit, that exam was a total backside attack!"
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