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Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023


Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023


Decking the Attic

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021


Room-attic Fever

When you go from an air-conditioned room into the attic, which is much hotter. That, of course is, "room-attic fever."

rooms, attic, hot rooms, hot attic, room-attic fever

by ReginaRocketgirl April 13, 2010


In The Attic

A pedophile who is in the closet

That old man Jim is in the attic! Watch your kids!

by October 5, 2020


attic

where i keep all my kids

dude the kids in my attic wont shut the fuck up

by astolfo´s cock October 6, 2022


painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 16, 2009