Augustin Volkov

Augustin Volkov is a lone wolf precisely due to his high fidelity and morality. He's very charming and possesses a reproductive organ as big as his heart. Despite having the look of an emo boy or trying to imitate Edward from Twilight, he's very serious about his life goals and wide range of anime choices. Getting to know Augustin is a stroke of luck; he's the kind of person who can both charm and deeply frustrate you at the same time. Also, he stands out as someone with a truly unique musical preference.

-Do you know who this emo boy, Augustin Volkov, is?
-Sure, a special and handsome boy. Wanna fu_k him so rude.

St. Augustine

A school in the north east of Florida one of the best high schools you can go to if you go here you’re most likely smart and well educated and aren’t like those fucking drop outs at Pedro may i remind you the football team won 44-0 against Pedro sucky ass school.

Luke: hey do you go to St. Augustine high?
Jace: Yeah why
Luke: dude i fucking love you

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker