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When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.
I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!
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The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
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Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.
After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.
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The revered King of the Rochester area yikyak.
Person 1: "Did you see Blue Avocado's good morning post?"
Person 2: "Yes! Not even my parents cared this much."
a low life obese fat youtuber who thinks being a slop is "Trendy".
jim: you r so fat like nikocado avocado
Dick taste like warm avocado.. so it means dick
"What does it taste like?"
"LKinda like avocado... but warm avocado"