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When someone is literally an avocado, or when someone has an avocado shaped head. Or the act of having sex with a small coconut.
I am an avocado.
I'm an avocado.
Im an avocado bitches!
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The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
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Sticking a flaccid penis into a vagina with a STD, more specifically gonorrhea.
After I saw her puss had some avocado I went boneless. I still went in that boneless avocado. I regret nothing.
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Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple
Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado
Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties
Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen