vadge badging

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?

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Vadge Badge

The hymen. Should only be used in a situation where a woman's virginity is confirmed by her intact membrane. Since the hymen is viewed as a corporeal representation of chastity, it is referred to as a badge.

"Still sportin' the Vadge Badge, miss?"

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whore badge

Women with tattoo on her lower back. Also referred to as tramp stamp.

Look there goes a whore badge

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party badge

A bruise or injury received when intoxicated that isn't noticed until the next day.

I don't remember everything that happened last night but I woke up today covered in party badges.

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bacon badge

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser

1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"

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vag badge

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

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spazz-badge

Spazz-badge....the Blue badge that disabled drivers display to get parking concessions.

Hey....don't forget the Spazz-badge....the traffic wardens are shit-hot handing out parking tickets down there today!

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